This is my life!

Surely Michael Aspel should be around here somewhere with a big red book? Is there an audience of friends and family tucked away behind a large curtain in here? No? Damn...
It's just you and me then.

It must be your lucky day, because it's a whole section about how I got from there to here. Are you sitting comfortably?
Then let's begin...

This building is in London.
Do you recognise it?
Good.